Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Because it's a litter box.
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What fish sings the best?