Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school!
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?