What kind of water do fireworks like?
Sparkling.
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?