Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?