What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What game do bats excel at?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you call a dog that meditates?