Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Because Donald ducked.
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What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why is summer always sad?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What insect runs away from everything?