Where do pigs learn magic?
Hogwarts.
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did spring break up with winter?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why do bees gossip?
What do trees say when autumn comes?