What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog.
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What animals make the best students?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why do football players make great fishermen?