How do baseball players always stay cool?
They sit near their fans.
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Where do books sleep?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?