Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What fish sings the best?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What's the scariest letter?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?