Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Fire hydrants.
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Did you know about April 1st?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?