Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
They prefer cricket matches.
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
How did the mermaid call her friends?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?