Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?