Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?