Why is summer always sad?
It has June gloom.
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?