What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
A subwoofer.
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?