What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Look clover there.
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why do fish live in salt water?