Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Its days are numbered.
What do you call hiking college students?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What game do bats excel at?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?