What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do naked fish play with?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?