Why is the number 4 so smart?
It memorized the quadratic equation.
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you give a sick pig?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?