What is time's favorite breed of dog?
A Clocker Spaniel.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why do cats love to work?