What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Looking sharp!
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?