What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Looking sharp!
Why was the musician arrested?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What game does a rabbit always win?