What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What animal is always ready to protect people?