Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?