Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?