What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?