What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Trunk or treat.
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's the friendliest pen?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?