What do you call an exploding monkey?
A baboom!
Why are trees always so positive?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?