Where do cows go on the weekend?
The moo-vies.
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?