Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
No matter how hard they try, they always have dog breath.
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?