What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's the loudest sport?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
How do hurricanes see?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?