What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What a re-leaf!
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?