What do a sword and a piano have in common?
They can both B sharp.
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?