How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
He gave her an onion ring!
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?