Why did the painting win the presidential election?
It was good at canvassing.
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?