Why does chewing gum never go bad?
It's always in mint condition.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do golfers drink on the green?