That bird won't stop squawking.
It's a real crane in the neck.
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?