Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
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What animal knows how to work a computer?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?