What's the biggest moth in the world?
A mammoth.
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What did the waiter ask the frog?