What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Cattails!
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
How do birds threaten one another?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?