Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Because he heard they were going to lift God's name on high.
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
We had a discussion about roses.
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?