Which big cat never tells the truth?
A lie-on.
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Which insect is the smartest?