Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Because they are always dotting the eyes.
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What table can you never sit at?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?