Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
They are key workers.
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?