What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
A fig newt-on.
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?