What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Curly fries!
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?