What table can you never sit at?
The periodic table.
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?