Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?