Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
He's a real pain in the neck.
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you call a short cow?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?