What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Hello. Hello. Hello.
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do elves learn in school?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why can't Christmas trees sew?